Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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