when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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