North Korea, Best Korea!
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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