i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I got inside last night via doggy door
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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