sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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