seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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