It's Friday. Sex?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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