At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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