I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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