they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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