sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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