Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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