Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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