i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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