just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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