she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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