no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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