i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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