In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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