Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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