I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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