i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My first STD was from a foam party
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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