Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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