After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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