GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
try to milk me bitch
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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