Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Sorry about my life...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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