Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I had to cum in my sink.
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