Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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