how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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