I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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