i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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