I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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