this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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