I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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