Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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