yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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