***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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