How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
How does one acquire holy water?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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