A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
How external is "for external use only"?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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