So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
please don't ironically join a cult
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