She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I think i got beer on your cat.
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