bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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