So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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