we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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