This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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