i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I got her a Nickelback box set.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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