I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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