Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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