we're blogging at a bar
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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