so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
they're like a gay fantastic four
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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