I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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