but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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