brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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