I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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