Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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