Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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